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hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

g-aesthetic:

She’s a ride or die.

g-aesthetic:

She’s a ride or die.

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

shep689:

dekutree:

egg-tampon:

dekutree:

zealknight:

dekutree:

nigga u aint even in the right country you a real dumbass tho

Hoenn and Johto are in the same country. Both are separate regions in same country. Only Unova is in another country.

are u majoring in pokemon geometry you geek ass bitch 

geography

shut the fuck up aint nobody talkin about rocks here

geology

all american family dinner
mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

irisnectar:

From the exhibit Drinking on the Job by Neck Face

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED